I hate to say it but that wasn't even the worst of it. [Dramatic pause for effect.] The most torturous part were the days when I longed to be able to eat the creamed corn. Let me tell you, Sherlock, I don't think one of the uses of tobacco ash should be to make people taste it every time they tried to have their meal of a creamed corn delicacy.

You should also never put that down on your list.